Ahmad: A Noob’s Story

Meant to get this up earlier, but my internet died tonight…

Though we had our share of problems over the weekend, we are for the most part unscathed. I must say that Hammer is the bane of my existence, currently. Besides that though, Episode Twelve is still trucking along. Should have some more extras and screens up this week.

In my last post I mentioned that we would hopefully be adding some cool new content to the website over the weekend. A “virtual nerdery” were my exact words. Well, the bulk of that will be coming at a later date, but I thought I’d present a small piece of it to you right now.

Starting once a week, I’ll be posting up a character bio of one character from The Leet World, which should take us through the end of the season. This week’s character bio: Ahmad.

Name: Ahmad
Age: 19
Team: Terrorists
Position: Noob

Ahmad: Terrorist

Ahmad has led a rather quirky life. The weirdness began at an early age. He was born to a poor family and never knew his father- he left “for a quick vacation”, as Ahmad’s mother put it. Unfortunately, at the tender age of 4, Ahmad was kicked out of several day cares for biting children and exhibiting over-aggressive behavioral patterns. This forced his mother to homeschool him for the next 14 years of his life, imparting all of her wisdom to him. Oh, and pampering him.

Ahmad learned to suppress his rage by the time he entered his grade school years. He covered his anxiety and angst with phrases like “cool”, and “awesome”, even when things were neither cool nor awesome. By the time he was 10, he was diagnosed with a severe case of ADHD, one of the worst his doctor had ever seen. The heavily medicated Ahmad soon found great success in the classroom, and continued to break the curve, even though his classroom consisted only of himself and his neighbor Petrov, the Eastern European boy from across the street that always had to use crutches.

Making friends is often difficult for normal children, but for boys like Ahmad it was nigh on impossible. He frequently attempted to join the neighborhood clubhouses, but his friendships were soon broken or forsaken. Being friends with Ahmad was like being paper cut to death or having your testicles put under an iron. Over time, Ahmad taught himself to ignore any social awkwardness, forcing himself to become completely unaware of when he was ruining things like conversations, lives and other people’s happiness.

One fateful day, Ahmad was watching other boys have fun though his telescope (as he was wont to do) while they played a game of “cops and robbers”. Cautiously observing them, he noted that the “robbers” were free from rules and regulations. They seemed to be so happy. He thought that if he never followed those rules again, he could have fun, and maybe even find himself some friends.

Dumping his medication, Ahmad became a bother in the classroom and at home, trying to learn the ways of terrorists and shooting counter-terrorists. Kicked out of multiple groups for his lack of skill, the young man never gave up. Finally, at the age of 19, he saw an advertisement to audition for The Leet World and then left home for good in order to pursue his dreams.

122 thoughts on “Ahmad: A Noob’s Story

  1. Nuginator

    LoL this is awesome to be putting this on frequently

    I can imaging Players profile Age: ?

  2. Killergabo

    wow……i never knew he had such a touching and sad childhood….
    so sad… (T.T)

  3. S3raph

    lol at the player one, but i get the feeling that might be one of the last ones.

    i dunno why, but i think player might be a girl =\ i have no idea why i think this.
    Probably the influence from Red vs Blue’s Tex.

  4. fps_bam

    Being friends with Ahmad was like being paper cut to death or having your testicles put under an iron.

    haha

  5. Nightvenom

    “or having your testicles put under an iron.” the thought of that made me shutter >.>
    XD

    Lmao, this bio was pretty good.

    I want the Chet and Player bioz :D!

  6. Steb

    I’m looking for the Montrose and Ellis bio. They’re my favorite. Like when Cortes left to fight the domination guy. “RARH!” LOL

  7. capz

    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
    This bio; awsome!

  8. Boojangels

    I think you should post the contestants’ submission videos by the end of the season. Players video would be lulz.

  9. James Simo

    Hehe Nice, this will make the leet world story more authentic and diverse by letting fans research the members bios.

    I look forward to montroses to be honest.

  10. Nathan... Player FTW!!

    I agree with boojangles. I think u should put up character application tapes that would be awesome. Can someone tell me what hammer is?

  11. James Simo

    [quote comment=”4193″]I agree with boojangles. I think u should put up character application tapes that would be awesome. Can someone tell me what hammer is?[/quote]
    Its the map making program the source engin uses (all CSS maps are made with Hammer)

  12. CBI Elite

    Yeah, Player’s is probably gonna be the craziest…full of ASCII and Wingdings lololololololoool. Good idea on the bios…aught to mix things up around here while we wait for episodes.

  13. Sean

    Ahmad is a noob, Player rocks! Ahmad is on hax so don’t tell him I said this. Can’t wait for Episode 12! Hey Player don’t have nightmares about Ahmad and the hax.

  14. Fred

    Awesome! Looking forward to Ellis, Chet and Player’s bio profile.

    What’s ADHD anyway?

  15. tiph

    I thought Ahmad was naturally enthusiastic and not too retarded but now i’m sad he’s had such a bad life X(

  16. dj slipone

    @fred adhd is atention defisate and hyper disorder

    cant wait for players profile πŸ™‚

  17. ClanFever

    Yus, hammer eh? Did you make the death room and whatever places we’ve seen that are new? Hammer is more greedy then Crysis ><

    Do Cortez, I want to know more about the… dudes.

  18. ClanFever

    [quote comment=”4199″]Awesome! Looking forward to Ellis, Chet and Player’s bio profile.

    What’s ADHD anyway?[/quote]

    A Dehydrated Ham of Dicks.

  19. Anonymous

    [quote comment=”4199″]Awesome! Looking forward to Ellis, Chet and Player’s bio profile.

    What’s ADHD anyway?[/quote]

    Attention Defecite Hyperactive disorder

  20. Aijati

    Now I feel sorry for Ahmad. He is not just a jerk hyped on hacks anymore. I can’t wait for the next one. I wonder what Westhiemer did before the Leet world.

  21. PlayR47

    I think there should be a filler episode where player gets a microphone and it turns out player is a girl, and then Chet starts acting all weird. that would be funny and add support for both Chet and Player’s bios.

  22. Jesus

    AdHD is attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. it stops people from focusing makes them easily excitable. I know. I have it.

  23. Kamikaze

    “He frequently attempted to join the neighborhood clubhouses, but his friendships were soon broken or forsaken.”

    But on a serious note.

    “Being friends with Ahmad was like being paper cut to death or having your testicles put under an iron.”

    iLoled.

  24. .:B:.

    [quote comment=”4174″]the Easter European boy from across the street that always had to use crutches.

    easter?[/quote]
    Eastern. note the ‘n’

  25. James Simo

    [quote comment=”4212″]…I’m quite sure Player’s age will either be 12 or ?.[/quote]
    Yer I was gonna say if its anything above 12 ill be shocked. Im guessing his age will be “???” for some reason..

  26. Tiger

    lol, that was pretty sweet πŸ˜€

    The Player and Cortez ones should be awesome! Though I’m guessing due to his secrecy and that being involved in the plot that Cortez’ one will be the last (or, near last)

    Also, if Montrose bio doesn’t mention his boots someone’s getting lynched :p

  27. Adislavchev

    Ya l wonder whats chet and players bio l think that they will be awesome also do u guys have steam or something if so can l add you too freinds l really love your stuffs here u made this my favorite thing ever

  28. Skunk

    I can’t wait for the Player bio either. Considering that Smooth Few are smart.. and they are, they are most likely going to post it as one of the last ones to keep all the people who are anticipating the bio to keep coming back to see if it’s there.

    As for Player being 12.. they can’t do that.. it wouldn’t fit in the story. A 12 year old drinking tequila with Chet on ‘national television’ wouldn’t be realistic. So, I figure he’s either going to have a blank or a question mark in that space. Either that or they will post him as 21 or so. (Or her..)

    Just my two cents..

  29. hypesystem

    They have given me this nickname “noob”. They always laugh really hard, when they say it, so it must be good.

  30. Astaroth

    I thought his name was Ahmed and they said nob, but they really said mad. Nubito’s great.

  31. an angry fan

    Montrose and Ahmad are the best characters of this show, they are not friends but ahmad is the drama of this and montrose is the one who keeps the action on in the tournaments player is just a stupid noob who cant throw a grenade , AHMAD AND MONTROSE FTW, and cortez for being a bad ass

  32. an angry fan

    ahmad is the coolest guy on this show and montrose, ahmad keeps the drama and montrose keeps the action in tournaments, player sux azz , and cortez is bad ass;p

  33. aussie man

    kool guys alot of people down under like to come 2 this site
    just wanna say keep up the great work guys and GL with
    everything yet 2 come

  34. Gaines

    Player will be older than twelve. I would laugh really hard if he was like 82 and he just wanted to expeirence “The War” again.

    Yeah..

  35. Wave

    [quote comment=”4199″]Awesome! Looking forward to Ellis, Chet and Player’s bio profile.

    What’s ADHD anyway?[/quote]
    A Dyke Holding Dildo

  36. Wave

    [quote comment=”4217″]AdHD is attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. it stops people from focusing makes them easily excitable. I know. I have it.[/quote]
    Me too, exact same symptoms

  37. Wave

    [quote comment=”4242″]Montrose and Ahmad are the best characters of this show, they are not friends but ahmad is the drama of this and montrose is the one who keeps the action on in the tournaments player is just a stupid noob who cant throw a grenade , AHMAD AND MONTROSE FTW, and cortez for being a bad ass[/quote]
    PLAYER KILLED CORTEZ WITH A GRANADE!
    “our nades, let us show you them.”

  38. Gaines

    Also, the depth you put into this shows your dedication to ‘The Leet World.’ Thoughts of having a show cross my mind frequently, yet, I have nothing to put to use, I wrote the scripts its just filming and voices.

    Well, thank you so muchfor making this your hobby. I’m sure all the fans like me are eternally greatful.

  39. tuddle

    quite ironically if player doesnt have a mic. then arent the other characters also playing on computer. or is player just really mute and can surprisingly create text in front of the other characters to read?

    so sad for ahmad, always having to live under his ADHD syndroms, haunting him.
    its not really his fault for what he is doing, but his is funny

  40. Cink

    So it would appear I am the only one who is looking forward to Leeroy’s bio. He’d better have some crazy background where he like hacked into some database, stole a bunch of credit card numbers and is on the run now with millions or something.
    Oh and if Westheimer was actually like a decommissioned cop with a bad hip or something that’d be hilarious.

  41. zeke (AUSTRALIA)

    g’day everyone, lovely job on the video’s. Love Ahmad’s profile, keep ’em coming!

  42. zeke (AUSTRALIA)

    Am I the only one interested in seeing Montrose’s profile? How funny would it be to see how many boy friends he has had?

  43. guka_killer

    I am gunna cry 😐 Its too sad story and will be ”awsome” if you just put in leroys new PC virus xD

  44. zeke (AUSTRALIA)

    Chet’s profile would be a continuous string of partys and women wouldn’t it?

  45. Whitaker DJ

    Great bio! I got to know a LOT about Ahmad. Thanks!

    By the way, I think I found a few typos.

    [One fateful day, Ahmad was watching other boys have fun though his telescope (as he was wont to do) while they played a game of β€œcops and robbers”.]

    I think “though” in that sentence should be “through.”
    Oh and also, “have” -> “having”

  46. niko

    Very well written, some sp mistakes but a great back story.

    And I agree with these fellow fans. Players will be hilarious.

  47. Wayne

    Everyone’s dying to view player’s profile o-o”

    Nice, Player became like almost everyone’s favourite.

    Wonder why nobody likes Ellis. Or very little.

  48. AlphaHawk

    [quote comment=”4271″][quote comment=”4268″]It’s Monterose not Montrose[/quote]

    No, it’s Montrose.[/quote]

    Would I be mistaken to think you got Montrose and Westheimer’s names from those two streets? πŸ™‚

  49. JJ

    [quote comment=”4332″][quote comment=”4271″][quote comment=”4268″]It’s Monterose not Montrose[/quote]

    No, it’s Montrose.[/quote]

    Would I be mistaken to think you got Montrose and Westheimer’s names from those two streets? :)[/quote]

    Ding! You win the prize! πŸ™‚

  50. KillThrill

    Some of these guys had some good ideas for sure man i would really like to see there entry videos…..and CHET rules……

    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  51. Cortez's Bitch

    Loved this, I bet player’s age is going to be something like 10 or 12, or that he got a brain transplant from a 10 year old.

  52. Gaines

    A possible quote I could see in Chet’s bio:

    “After Chet met Amy he went along and resorted to beer and booze as his answer. The thought of having a child was to much for Chet. That day forth, the Chetminster, would be a man secretly crying his eyes out as he thinks about that slut who ruined his summer.”

  53. Chet

    After what you did to Player in Episode 8, you are now my worst enimiy instead of Westimer! You noob!

  54. 1337x0r

    [quote comment=”4271″][quote comment=”4268″]It’s Monterose not Montrose[/quote]

    No, it’s Montrose.[/quote]
    i
    …m sry but this = pwnt

  55. StarscreamD

    [quote comment=”4230″]lol, that was pretty sweet πŸ˜€

    The Player and Cortez ones should be awesome! Though I’m guessing due to his secrecy and that being involved in the plot that Cortez’ one will be the last (or, near last)

    Also, if Montrose bio doesn’t mention his boots someone’s getting lynched :p[/quote]

    montroses does dont worry
    also player is more badass than montrose so i want to see players next

  56. PHL

    ahmad’s bio is the shortest x( when i read the other ones i felt like i’m in them but not in this

  57. Cortezcardinal

    damn I rember my first CS gaming..I never kinda stick with the game, but after 1 year, I bought a CSS and i got better and better until i was in my Cousin’s Clan

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